B*U*B*S*T*E*E*N*A

Steena of BubSteena here!  I know, I know, it's been too long.  Listen - I'm sorry, we're sorry, the blog assistant is sorry.  

I have a question for you all.  Is there a name for someone who compulsively steals toilette paper out of public restroom stalls only if they are not locked on a roll?  I don't think so.  This is a habit of mine - I am a toilette-paper-from-public-restrooms-kleptomaniac.  Oh!  I think I just named my disease.

That's all.